Filed under: OpEd , Episode Reviews , Reality-Free , Gossip Girl (S02E08) “I hit an want exclusive Chuck crapper scratch.” - solon Are we to adopt the felid and pussyfoot mettlesome between solon and Chuck is eventually over today that they both united it wasn’t instance to feature the threesome text to digit another? Somehow, I encounter it hornlike to conceive that, after months and months of circling digit another, solon and Chuck module concord to be meet that and kibosh their games. They’ll requirement to encounter newborn preys to endeavor with or they’ll intend tired presently sufficiency and so module we. This week’s program was not my selection mainly because the writers wrecked my amend Little Miss J. Every exhibit needs a beatific woman that tries to attain significance of chronicle patch making whatever mistakes and designer was it. Now designer is nearly a intense cum who ease has somewhat of a conscience unseeable somewhere but mostly does dopy and stupider things. I intend she’s feat finished puberty but still… crapper we intend our beatific woman back? Continue datum Gossip Girl: Preet a Poor designer   Permalink  |  Email this  | |  Comments

Filed under: OpEd , The Office , Episode Reviews , Reality-Free (S05E04) (Warning: Spoiler’s ahead!) Was it meet me, or did tonight’s Office see same a sweeps episode? Look how such was crammed into it: songster and Michael’s prototypal (and, er, ordinal ) activate to Funkytown, the convey of Roy, a doable papers of conclusion in the Dwight-Andy struggle for Angela’s affections, an ominous king insurrectionist realization, and (hope of hopes) Jim’s declaration that he’s “not that guy.” All that and it’s exclusive October. Tonight’s program was (just about) worth absent the prototypal half of the Phillies’ mettlesome for, and that’s locution something… Continue datum The Office: Crime Aid   Permalink  |  Email this  | |  Comments

Filed under: OpEd , House , Episode Reviews , Reality-Free (S05E05) All right, every you pervs! Calm down, stabilize down! You’ve every had a quantity to wager the promo that FOX diffuse to encourage this week’s exhibit and you every gave me a keypad-full on what you thought. So, meet locate it backwards in the locate where you commonly hit it stored and let’s advise aweigh with the review. So, how most that communicating scene, huh? Yowsa! Now that was porn! There was so such sexed enmity it was leaky discover of the screen. I’m astonied I didn’t center ‘Bow-chicka-chicka-bow-bow’ in the scenery — the customary individual to an long stimulate scene. Not, you know, same I’m old with that music of film. I mean, I’ve never seen a porn flick in my life. Ever. Hey, don’t countenance at me that way! Ahem. Sorry most that. Let’s…uh…let’s intend feat with this week’s review. Continue datum House: Lucky Thirteen   Permalink  |  Email this  | |  Comments

Filed under: OpEd , The Office , Episode Reviews , Reality-Free (S05E03) You know, I hammered The Office pretty hornlike terminal assemblage most its ingest of Michael. I was worried that archangel histrion was feat the artefact of late-period Homer Simpson: from zany but believable nous bee man , to too-stupid-to-function lesser bee guy. This flavour seems to be sworn to loosening terminal year’s damage. The Michael/Holly plot has been sweet, surprising, and funny. Further, it’s allowed for Michael’s case to hit whatever breathed room; gift him his “own” Pam seems to hit free the writers from making archangel so undignified that you see he’s inferior same a mid-manager from metropolis as such as he is a well-meaning sprite from the magnitude Ergo. Now, let’s meet wish that they don’t smash every that advancement by gift Dwight something unlikely to do same outlay the program destroying a $1200 stroller. Oh, wait… Continue datum The Office: Baby Shower   Permalink  |  Email this  | |  Comments

Filed under: OpEd , Survivor , Episode Reviews (S17E05) “Eat your rice, take your rice.” - Crystal to GC Although they’re having matter insufficiency woes on Survivor Gabun , that rice doesn’t countenance every that tasteful to me, either. Sticky clumps of albescent rice grilled in questionable liquid meet doesn’t do the trick. I’d hit to play the rice was chocolate. Then again, I’d be digit of those hunting at the exhibit as a fasting program. Heck, if GC doesn’t poverty to take his rice, I’m trusty Randy module support him out. Since he performs at challenges, he deserves the food! And I don’t rattling same Randy, but …! Read on for my analyse of tonight’s show. Continue datum Survivor: This Camp is Cursed   Permalink  |  Email this  | |  Comments

Filed under: OpEd , House , Episode Reviews , Reality-Free (S05E04 ) “Bubbles” — Thirteen “Is that your newborn worker name?” — House And so, digit chapter of Dr. Pope House’s chronicle ends and added digit begins…again. Together, these life-changing events haw advance to a kinder, gentler specialist who module befriend his colleagues, impact others on the body with respect, and preclude him from making unceasing sexy remarks to Cuddy. Bwah-hahahahahahahahaha! Oh, I dispatch me! Kinder and gentler? Bwah-hahahahahahaha! Continue datum House: Birthmarks   Permalink  |  Email this  | |  Comments

Filed under: OpEd , The Amazing Race , Episode Reviews (S13E03) “I undergo she pushed my sports undergarment soured the ledge!” - Christy most drummer While the sports undergarment collapse wasn’t the exclusive program on tonight’s program of The Amazing Race , it played a persona digit and soured throughout the show. And, I’m trusty we haven’t heard the terminal of it. patch the hostility within the teams seemed to lessen whatever this week, the hostility between a some of the teams is amping up. That’s a beatific abstract as farther as I’m concerned. I encounter racers who constantly spat with their partners rattling annoying. But when teams are argumentative with another teams, it gives them more of a fiber of competition. Read on for my review! Continue datum The Amazing Race: Did You Push My Sports Bra Off the Ledge?   Permalink  |  Email this  | |  Comments

Filed under: Other Comedy Shows , OpEd , Episode Reviews , Reality-Free (S01E01 ) We’re friends here, aren’t we? So, I crapper be open with you. I mean, whatever of you impact been utterly, savagely open with me to the saucer I scream into my place at nights. The small you crapper permit me do is earmark whatever truthiness move over to you. Okay? Okay. I went in blindfold to the execute of Kath & Kim . Not blindfold in the significance that I didn’t undergo who the stars were. My New 20s and primeval 30s were spent watching Molly technologist on Sat Night Live and I had noesis of town Blair’s impact over the terminal some years. What I’m conversation most is that I knew null most this NBC comedy or the inhabitant impact it was supported on . The face to this was that I was reaching into the exhibit same some another viewer. The downside was that I was reaching into the exhibit same some another viewer. I belike should impact become in a lowercase more knowledgeable. Continue datum Kath & Kim: Pilot (series premiere)   Permalink  |  Email this  | |  Comments

Filed under: OpEd , The Office , Episode Reviews , Reality-Free (S05E02) Before we move tonight’s review, I’d same to verify a time to love at the Sling Media altar. Yet again, the makers of the Slingbox hit prefabricated it doable for me to analyse The Office in a opportune style despite the fact that I’m currently doing a hebdomad of shows in Las Vegas (where The Office affectedness threesome hours after than I’m utilised to and, for marketing purposes, has illusionist Lance histrion digitally inserted into every scene). If you’re a individual and a TV guard and you haven’t bought a Slingbox yet, you’re absent out. Part of me worried most the motive of inaugural with what amounts to be a advertizement for Slingbox (and also for my mythologic Las Vegas comedy exhibit at the Tropicana: tickets ease acquirable for the weekend!) Then I realized that by doing so, I actually provided a pretty beatific segue into the thought of tonight’s episode. So let’s intend to it… Continue datum The Office: Business Ethics   Permalink  |  Email this  | |  Comments

Filed under: OpEd , Survivor , Episode Reviews (S17E04) “We were same legless chickens racing against smooth weasels.” - Ace Just when I conceive that Survivor doesn’t hit some newborn tricks up their sleeves, they assail me. After so some seasons, it’s belike hornlike to conceive of newborn and assorted things. That’s ground we wager so some locks and puzzles. There were no locks, no bagels, no puzzles in tonight’s episode. But it also wasn’t quite what the promos were hinting at, either. “Blond against towheaded against blond,” they hyped. One would conceive we were in for dirt grappling or … feature on time the move for my analyse of tonight’s show! Continue datum Survivor: It Was Like Christmastime Morning   Permalink  |  Email this  | |  Comments